my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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