whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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