have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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