Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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