I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
