I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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