You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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