Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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