and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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