Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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