You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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