I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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