I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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