You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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