We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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