Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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