thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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