OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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