I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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