i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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