Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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