Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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