I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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