Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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