I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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