If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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