How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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