That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
This is my gift to your gina
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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