I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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