that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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