I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
