its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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