He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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