Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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