There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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