you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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