I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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