Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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