The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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