in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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