Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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