i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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