How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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