tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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