If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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