is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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