I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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