From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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