I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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