It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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