Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm at about main and main street
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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